#incorrect ds9

[subatoism]

DS9 Characters as Things my Father Has Said

Sisko: [regarding whether or not his wife would ever cheat on him] I do not fear the mailman.

Kira: Stronger memories than this have turned out to be dead people.

Dax: Alright, have fun being naked!

Bashir: Talking to you doesn’t make me feel… good… about myself. I like to think I’m a little smarter than everyone else, but you won’t let me.

O’Brien: I was on the verge of not being confused for a second there, but you saved me.

Worf: [utterly deadpan] I just choose to be happy and I really, really am.

Odo: He is, metaphorically, a dearth of mentally ill teenage girls.

Garak: Three friendship bracelets? Isn’t that a little ambitious?

Quark: He has literally gone to a better place… Hawaii.

Nog: That small boy was just pwned by a gentle slope.

[mothusingtheinternet]

This is it. This is the show.

[slippery-domjot-balls]

So, tell me about Dr. Bashir.

[lithiumseven]

[ds-90210]

Kira: Aren't you a woman? Jadzia: I'm Trill so I can't answer that without five historians and an anthropologist present.

[doctorhimbeere]

Julian: I will now torture you

Garak: uwww kinky

Julian: I think you are kind and beautiful

Garak: wait

Julian: You deserve to be cared for just like you care for me.

Garak: no

Julian: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard

Garak: ...I-i need a safeword

[anyanoconeco]

[fastdrawfarmboy]

[aesthetic-wreck01]

Julian, elaborating on his genetic enhancements: through intense mental concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will

Miles: why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Julian: so I can lower it

[altumvidetur]

Julian: So, what's your favorite hobby?

Garak: Stalking.

Julian:

Julian: I like darts and spy holonovels.

Garak: I know.

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Julian: “I’ll take care of you”

Garak: “It’s rotten work”

Julian: “Not to me. Not if it’s you”

[mothusingtheinternet]

You all seemed to like the last one of these so um *tosses this at you and evaporates *

[trek-tracks]

...Spock, what's your favourite colour?

[lithiumseven]

[ds-90210]

Benjamin: I don’t have resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty.

[samcentral]

Sisko: everything is about baseball

Bashir: except baseball, which is about gay sex

Everything is about baseball except for baseball which is about gay sex